Tuesday, 5 February 2008


Caroline, seeing Frank as a giant Phallus is totally normal, that is totally normal. Don't worry about seeing Frank as a phallus. Frank told me that you hadn't been speaking this past week. I think that has something to do with me. I tried to address the problem of Frank's compulsive masturbation by keeping him inside of my cupboard for the whole week. He has had no food, no drink and no human contact for a week. My treatment has been a success however, Frank no longer compusively self stimulates. Frank is dead Caroline. How does that make you feel?

1 comment:

ryan manning said...

In behavior, normal refers to a lack of significant deviation from the average.