Saturday 13 December 2008

Therapist

No.

Phallic and vaginal imagery in dreams generally is symbolic of a desire to eat a pancake. A lot of people make the mistake of assuming that a penis is in some way sexual. It is not. A vagina? Even less sexual than a penis. A vagina is just the female equivalent of the male pocket. It is a place to keep car keys and receipts.

Feeling trembly is totally normal when you are being shaken as violently as I am shaking you at the moment. It is a concern that you have only just noticed.

Tell me, what are your relationships with authority figures like?

Caroline

Sorry about that.

I don't know what happened. I think I went to sleep for a bit and had a dream.

For a while, I was in a forest made of phallus-shaped trees, and I was dressed up as a gigantic vagina. I felt panicked and I was crying. It was all quite exciting. I still feel a bit trembly.

Do you think this dream might possibly be symbolic of something?

Wednesday 10 December 2008