Friday 6 February 2009

Therapist

This does count Caroline, this definitely counts. What was it about the police call centre worker that you found so interesting? Was it his strong and powerful voice? Was it the thought of his clothes?

Authority is a difficult thing to define. It is, as far as I can tell "A power which controls by force of will." This policeman controlled you by force of willy. Willy means penis Caroline.

Or were you controlling him?

No. He was controlling you. What do you think about Authority, Caroline? Why do you find the concept of authority so sexually stimulating?

Saturday 10 January 2009

Caroline

I don't really think I've had any relationships with authority figures.

Oh, there was this one time, a few years ago, when I rang the police to report a burglary and somehow ended up having phone sex with the operator. Does that count?

I still feel hungry.