This is a very bland original sexual encounter.
I was ritually abused by an older boy at school wearing a nun's wimple.
This is what you might have said if you were more interesting or less boring. I find your case exceptionally mediocre, completely middle of the road and uninspiring. I think you are insufferably ordinary. I hate you caroline. You mean nothing to me. I treat you only to earn a living and to have something to laugh about after we have finished. You are nothing to me.
How do you feel about this? This is therapy? Is this therapy?