Sunday, 9 March 2008

Therapist

This is a very bland original sexual encounter.

I was ritually abused by an older boy at school wearing a nun's wimple.

This is what you might have said if you were more interesting or less boring. I find your case exceptionally mediocre, completely middle of the road and uninspiring. I think you are insufferably ordinary. I hate you caroline. You mean nothing to me. I treat you only to earn a living and to have something to laugh about after we have finished. You are nothing to me.

How do you feel about this? This is therapy? Is this therapy?

1 comment:

ryan manning said...

the next night we ate whale